I have today sent the attached letter to President Trump seeking his confirmation as to whether he used the most recent Jimmy Eyebrow – Budget Hitman book, The Full Package, as a how-to guide for toppling Latin American dictators.
I have also warned him against relying on Jimmy Eyebrow for guidance in the future, and to ensure that he consults me prior to using any more of Eyebrow’s adventures as inspiration for real-world events.