BLOOD IN THE CHEESE: TWELVE SLICES OF IDIOCY FROM THE WORLD OF JIMMY EYEBROW
In the Jimmy Eyebrow – Budget Hitman universe, pizza shops sit at the heart of everything, and the unconventional people who inhabit them have become some of the most beloved characters in the Jimmy Eyebrow books. But how well do you really know them?
Through this collection of twelve short stories and novelettes, you will embark on a rarely seen journey right into the heart of the chaos and idiocy that defines the three main pizza shops in Eyebrow’s world – Angelo’s, Giorgio’s and Gino’s.
Whether it’s trying to expose a dark secret in the story Christmas with the Hitlers, dealing with an unrelenting social media troll in Facespace, or leveraging dementia-ridden Uncle Enzo to assist in pulling off the perfect heist, the mayhem leaps off the pages at every turn.
Along the way, we get to unpack a little of the history of some of the key characters in Eyebrow’s world, including a very young Lucky Vic in The Third Gunman – an atypical story set in a single room and told exclusively through the use of dialogue. The story Two White Poles brings yet another perspective when the reins are handed over to one of the key characters where he regales us with tales from the golden era of pizza delivery driving during a time when deliveries were made not using GPS coordinates, but based entirely on a handful of barely legible delivery slips.
And for die-hard fans of the Jimmy Eyebrow books, the title story is one not to be missed when the pizza industry grapples with a catastrophic cheese strike that threatens to push the city to the brink of anarchy. As the crew at Angelo’s tries to navigate the chaos, unlikely alliances are formed and chance meetings set in motion events that will have far greater future impacts than anyone could have possibly imagined at the time.
This book is a must-read for any Jimmy Eyebrow fan, and one thing is guaranteed – BLOOD IN THE CHEESE keeps delivering surprises all the way to the final page.
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