Curious about Jimmy Eyebrow's body of work and ability to get the job done? Hear from those who are most familiar with his curriculum vitae.
Testimonials from Lucky Vic
"He is what I would call highly effective, while simultaneously being shitfully inefficient. He gets the job done without fail, but it’s like if you asked him to kick over a sandcastle, he’d decide that a fucking tank is the appropriate method to get it done".
"I had no idea what we were unleashing".
Testimonials from Joe Purple
"He gets there in the end".
"He’s one of those retards that have a talent for one particular thing".
Testimonials from Detective Leo Bishop
"Eyebrow’s obviously at the top of his game – he’s international for Christ sake".
"He’s a professional, and apparently highly trained, hitman who has been acting covertly for some time".
"This is a guy who shits on society on a daily basis"
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