As Jimmy Eyebrow lurches from one fiasco to another in Discreet Rear Entrance, a parade of characters end up reluctantly coming along for the ride and as the story progresses, old friendships get tested to the limit. As the action heats up, former alliances are fractured, and new ones are formed as the lines that have been drawing everyone to the desert begin to converge.
ASSOCIATES
Joe Purple
Eyebrow’s foul-mouthed and highly risk-averse colleague who ultimately becomes his very reluctant handler. Unfortunately for Purple, Eyebrow drags him headlong into the circus and every balls-up by Eyebrow blows straight back onto Purple as well.
Lucky Vic
Eyebrow and Purple’s immediate superior. An elegant man and an intellectual giant who wants nothing more than to ride off into the sunset in peace, Vic is eternally frustrated about managing these two screw-ups.
Marco
The proprietor of Angelo’s Pizzeria who is barely holding it together coping with his sheltered workshop of employees and customers.
Rick the Cheese Grater
Intellectually challenged and a significant liability to Angelo's, Marco nonetheless allows him to work there because he’s happy to be paid in a combination of store credit and cheese.
Lou the Whale
A big man with an equally big question hanging over his head - is he genuinely disabled, or just lazy?
ANTAGONISTS
Detective Leo Bishop
Bishop is the unfortunate soul on night shift when the first of Eyebrow’s victims is called in. What starts as a single case soon turns into a crusade as the bodies continue to pile up. An affable man, he’s nonetheless haunted by an unknown tragedy at some point in his past.
Sal the Chin
Sal’s diabolical plan can only be undone by one man – Eyebrow. And Sal will stop at nothing to silence him.
Muhammad Waheed
An international arms dealer with revenge on his mind who is unexpectedly drawn into Eyebrow’s orbit.
Andrei Vlasic
The flow-on effect from Eyebrow’s first victim has the patient Vlasic biding his time for the right moment to strike.
Johnny the Greek
An antagonist not only of Eyebrow but everyone associated with Angelo's Pizzeria, Johnny runs the neighborhood supermarket and takes any opportunity he can to mess with Marco and everyone at Angelo's.